Spent the afternoon collecting quotes!
Listening to a serious and thoughtful story,
"One guy in my dad's church was mad that a black family was visiting and he told my dad to get rid of them or he was leaving. My dad said 'bye'. He didn't put up with stuff like that."
"he got that guy's suit."
That made me giggle.
No, seriously. The guy died and his son said 'wrap him in plastic. He doesn't need that suit'. And he gave my dad the suit. It was a nice sear sucker suit."
"Did you see my poo?"
I looked at him, alarmed.
"Well, it's not MY poo. I got it at the Mardi gras party."