I parked in the back of the church parking lot waiting on my oldest son. All parents were waiting in their cars close to the building, hiding behind the glow of their cell phones.
I started chomping a piece of gum and turned on the radio. My current favorite song began to play. I noticed that I was very far from everyone so I turned the volume way up. As always, I could not keep control of myself. I began to sing and do the small car dance. The thrill this song gives me totally took over my brain and I slipped into MAZ's world.
I knocked tiny Taylor Swift off the stage, breaking her in half. I grabbed the mic, turned to face the screaming crowd and rocked out:
"I knew you were trouble when you walked in..."
I broke out into a 1/2 robot, 1/2 slow mo dance (my signature moves).
I flipped my head to the side. The mic disappeared. The crowd disappeared.
Back to reality. A man I know was at my window. He gave me the point/wave move as he walked by the car.
Apparently, the dark does NOT make you invisible.