It was 1980, I was 7 and in the 3rd grade. The intercom interrupted Ms. Hoback as she was snapping her fingers at the class. She looked so much like "mama" off of Mama's Family, that I thought she ruined the sitcom for me. It wasn't until years later that I realized....it was an awful show all on its own. Ms. Hoback would snap her fingers repeatedly in situations where most teachers would use words; "stop that", "be quiet", "sit down", "no stabbing with pencils". It drove me crazy. SHE drove me crazy. So, I have no recollection of her teaching ability. Actually, the only things I remember were her snapping, and the large mass of shellacked fat that sat on top of the radiator, under the push-out windows. It was disgusting to see, but I could not remove my daily stare. The intercom announced the start of a new club. GLEE club. I, not knowing myself after only 7 years, thought it sounded fun... Let me list the reasons why I found GLEE club one of the worst decisions I made: 1. The teacher that started GLEE club was tiny, super happy, and a hugger that called everyone "sweetie pie". 2. GLEE club was singing. A choir. A singing choir that sang bad music. 3. We did concerts in front of people....in the mall.... 4. 2 of the awful songs we learned have stuck with me for 33 years.... every. single. word. "rainbow connection" (Kermit/Muppet Movie) and "these are a few of my favorite things" Her favorite things annoy me. Bright copper kettles? Really? Here are a few of MAZ favorite things: sunrise and sunset Light summer rain Roaring fire on a cold night Well worn pair of old jeans Orchestra music Glass of bourbon and a good book A sweet kiss that says "you are the one" Tasty burger and perfect fries Quick rush of adrenaline Red. deep, dark Old flannel shirt Calming Cup of coffee A challenge To name just a few.
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12/13/2013 07:22:49 am
Yesssss! I like your list, but I still love that song - NOT flippin' rainbow connection!
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