Two things MAZ can't do in this pool -
1. Swim laps...
....at the Memphis YMCA, I am able to see the lines on the bottom of the pool and stay on course, a straight line from one side of the pool to the other
....this pool is dark and void of lines on the bottom. I swam like a dang pinball, as I hit each column and surfaced to find it was not the side of the pool...
2. Play hide and seek....
....because I don't wear my glasses in the pool, I can't see definition of people. The guy that I jumped off the column and TAGGED did not think it was funny when I hysterically laughed as I tried to explain that I thought he (Hispanic with a smooth/fit chest and abs, and a head full of hair) was my husband (white, bald, and in a swim shirt)