One after another, individuals did not do their jobs. Lazy. 1/2 assing.
I became very irritated and grumpy.
As I was voicing my frustration to a coworker, a fly dive bombed the middle of my forehead. Not once. Not twice. But about 5 times. I looked at my coworker, narrowed my eyes, and in a low growl I said through gritted teeth, "this fly. Is. going. to die..".
At that moment, the fly flew up my nostril.
My eyes widened and immediately began to water. My voice changed into Moaning Myrtle's as I squealed and jumped up and down, losing all composure, "ITS IN MY NOSE ITS IN MY NOSE AAAAH ITS IN MY NOSE"
I pinched my nostrils and felt it crawl closer toward my eye. I ran down the stairs and into the bathroom, laughing like a hyena.
I blew my nose and rushed the tissue to the poor coworker, that I am sure - did not want to see my boogers.
"you are going to see my boogers, but you have to see this fly", I excitedly presented the tissue in front of his face.
I slowly and methodically began to unfold the tissue, careful not to expose my boogers.
As I peeled back the last wrinkle, the fly FLEW around our faces and exited stage left.
The adrenaline replaced my anger, but I feel like the fly laid babies up in there. It's been several hours and I still feel the need to sniff air OUT of my nose.